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Firewall Report: Mr Snowie (16/09/2025)

Eddie Snowie, our in-house cyber security expert, pictured in classic NUFC kit and his trademark mullet. A master of digital disguise and firewall foresight.

Another day, another digital visit that doesn’t add up – and this one came from West Lafayette, Indiana. Someone, somewhere, tried to game the system, skip challenges, and spoof traffic headers. But it’s not just what they tried to do, it’s what they didn’t expect we’d catch.

Spotted Traffic: Let’s Check Chrome 139

All detected attempts featured spoofed headers claiming Chrome 139 on a Linux setup. Problem: Chrome 139 doesn’t exist. This is a made-up UA string, not seen in the wild – ever. Not even on spoofed scrapers. We’ve seen similar tactics from fingerprint randomisers, but rarely so lazy.

JS Detected: Missing in Action

Our custom firewall script includes a detection layer specifically designed to trap suspicious JavaScript execution. And in this case, it revealed the obvious – no execution. No challenge passed, no user behaviour, no timer delay – just an aggressive scrape attempt.

  • Attempted access to multiple pages within seconds
  • Completely blank JavaScript logs
  • Origin IP: Lafayette, Indiana, USA

IP Range Trends Identified

Traffic originated from several IPs within the 132.210.*.* block, all tagged as JS-disabled SPA loaders. Requests were uniform across timezones and devices.

Possible Logic Chain Confirmed

Fake Chrome UA + JS-disabled loader + Lafayette origin = someone digital or perhaps state-side is testing vulnerabilities. Our honeypot caught the interaction and sandboxed the flow before any content rendered.

What We’ll Do

We’ve patched the gap, set a new trap, and documented everything. But if you’re reading this and think you were the one who went unnoticed – you weren’t.

For Internal Times Later

Additional logs available via Lafayette Watchdog. We dig deep but act measured.

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